Love That Rack

As many of you know, I have dedicated a large portion of my life to finding that “perfect” Rack. I have searched relentlessly in this never ending quest. I have explored the higher end places, as well as places that might frighten a lesser man. Many times I thought I had found that elusive “perfect” one, only to turn my head and BOOM …. there was another great looking rack. I was frustrated, I was disappointed. Maybe it was me, maybe they just didn’t exist. Oh don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of great racks out there, but I had to experience the perfect one. I wanted, I needed, I had to have that perfect lip-smacking, finger licking, succulent rack.

Slowly I came to realize that maybe I would never find my perfect rack. Depressed and despondent, I had an epiphany. If I can’t find what I need, I can make what I must have!! Trial and error, years of experimenting, tweaking, learning, disappointment, and triumphs, finally I had it !! Today I stand before you as a man who can proudly proclaim to the world, I “LOVE THAT RACK”

But I can’t be selfish. I must share my secrets with you. It is now my mission in life to spread my joy with all who seek it. Go to my store page, buy a bottle of “Love That Rack” watch my videos (link is below) and stand with me, go forth and spread the word. “LOVE THAT RACK”

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